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This is a little corner of my site that's just for me, so that I can watch videos without having to keep them on my phone.

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Home Videos (and Away Videos)


Deniz's Improv, Part One
Recorded on April 18, 2026 at Ivan's house (2317 29th Ave, San Francisco). Ezra, Ivan and I had been ragebaiting Deniz all night by singing "Rest in Peace my Granny…" We headed upstairs for dinner, he sat down at the piano instinctually, and we pestered him to improvise over the chords of the song. Eventually, he did.
Deniz's Improv, Part Two
Recorded on April 18, 2026 at Ivan's house (2317 29th Ave, San Francisco). After the stunning success that was "Rest in Peace my Granny…", the crowds were hungry for more. One of us handed him a ball and told him to improvise with that. The results were mixed.
In Scooch 2 with Evie
Recorded on February 13, 2026 in San Francisco. Evie was driving me back home after a night spent hanging out with Deniz. He and I had gone to her soccer senior night, after which we went to a hot and sour soup place and then Green Apple.
And Away Goes Ezra's Last Marble
Recorded on February 8, 2026 at Ivan's house (2317 29th Ave, San Francisco). What can I really say here? The Super Bowl was getting boring.
You're So Organized, Craig!
Recorded on January 19, 2026 at Tara's house (108 Darwin St, Santa Cruz). I don't know why all the lights were off, but it really adds to it. Aria learns quickly.
How Much Is That One?
Recorded on September 20, 2025 at the Eagle Pizzeria. Peep the Butthead-esque laugh.
Ezra Gets Spawncamped
Recorded on September 20, 2025 at Ivan's house (2317 29th Ave, San Francisco). This was a genuine reaction and a great success.
Deniz Gets Got
Recorded on August 30, 2025 at Deniz and Ivan's place (11720 Mougle Ln, Truckee). This was on a trip to Tahoe, where Deniz's family co-owns a house. As far as I know, Ivan's iconic toilet video was taken at the exact same time. This video is enhanced by imagining Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing over it.
Ivan Takes a Shit
Recorded on August 30, 2025 at Deniz and Ivan's place (11720 Mougle Ln, Truckee). Perhaps the best video ever taken?.
The Car Crash
Recorded on April 25, 2025 at Ocean Beach. This was a small gathering of the production of Sleepy Hollow, though I don't remember if it was before or after tech week.
Puppy!
Recorded on March 31, 2025 at a market in Mexico City. One of the shops had a pretty young puppy that was very eager to meet passers-by, of which I was one.
Toilet Time
Recorded on March 30, 2025 in the Condesa. The photos are a mix of me carrying estrogen in the car and me having a particularly lovely shit in the dark.
Mini. Mini. Mini.
Recorded on March 28, 2025 at SFO. Mini and I were leaving on separate trips at the same time, and managed to meet each other very briefly at check-in.
Nola Loves the Non-Binary Compunity
Recorded on March 20, 2025 at Tennessee Hollow, behind Bay. StefanX was a ratty length of blue twine that Mini found somewhere and decided to carry with her.

More Important Matters


Morning Meeting
Recorded on October 17, 2025 at Bay. Though I'd already gotten started on some of the preliminary tasks of making a Kwa'aar, this speech was essentially the starter pistol. It also outlines a large part of the justification for creating languages, and can be found in my guide's introduction. There are a few painful moments near the end, because Melissa downloaded the slides before I'd finished them completely. Nevertheless, the response was very positive.

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